Picksum Ipsum is a badass text generator that will give you the best lines from some of the biggest Hollywood legends, including Clint Eastwood, Michael Caine, Jim Carrey and Morgan Freeman: "Excuse me, I'd like to ASS you a few questions. Hey, maybe I will give you a call sometime. Your number still 911? Look at that, it's exactly three seconds before I honk your nose and pull your underwear over your head. We got no food we got no money and our pets heads are falling off! Haaaaaaarry."